...At a Malay coffeeshop, after a hearty dinner with KH today:

Me to KH: Hey, i've only $5 bucks, you top up the rest 1st ok?
(Signal to guy)
Me: Hi! Can we have the bill please!
(KH eyes grew big and looked at me with an "Oh SHIT"-look)
KH: I got... $7.00...
(...Stares at each other... while Guy with a straight face came over)
GWSF: $14.00.
(...Oh SHITZ...)
Me to GWSF: Hi, em, we sorry, we dun have enough cash, would you mind waiting while i go withdraw some? I'm sorry!! (=D Threw an innocent smile)
(GWSF =.= walked away... still with a straight face...)

Oh my god! He must have think we are idiots! No money don't eat lah! I came back shortly with monies, paid and we fled, probably out of embarassment! And we had a good laugh after that! Hilarious! Well at least to us! Indeed... A hearty meal, topped with generous laughter afterwards!

You cannot imagine the stupid things that will ALWAYS happens when we go out together~! Me and KH! Just to name a few (that i can remember!)

1) When he was "sway"
We were in Sec Sch, we were on a bus to Sim Lim, i was listening to my Discman (Hey! Back then it was still Discman ok!). I looked at him.
Me: You wanna listen?
KH: Nah.
Me: Ok.
(After 5-minutes...)
KH: Ok, i wanna listen now.
Me: Ok.
(Gave him 1 side of the earpiece)
KH: No sound..?
Me: Battery Flat le.

2) When he was lucky
We were still in Sec Sch. KH wanna buy a CD and was short of cash.
KH: Hey, i wanna buy that CD. But i don't have enough cash leh. Can lend me $5?
Me: Em, let me see if i have.(Search through wallet)
Me: Em... ...$0.10...$0.50...$1.00 em... (...counting...) $4.90! (Back then we were poor students!)
KH: Wat!? $0.10 more only leh! Find leh! Find!
Me: No lah, don't have!
KH: Wat!? Look properly leh! =(
Me: Don't have lah!
KH: $0.10!!!

(After another 5minutes)
Me: eh? i think i have another $0.50 leh...
KH: (Fell off the chair) Wah lao eh!

He can probably remember more! Maybe i get him to remind me the next time! Maybe its not funny to YOU, but i certainly find it hilarious! These are things that when you sit down with one whom you have grown up with, and you can remember and laugh off those stupid things that happened while you were young.